My first STD was from a foam party
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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