Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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