We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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