so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He passed out mid-signature
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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