I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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