Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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