You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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