There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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