Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?