I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.