Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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