i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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