So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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