Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
3pm strippers are depressing
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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