I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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