My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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