I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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