$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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