She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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