I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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