you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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