So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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