Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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