Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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