I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I am naked and annoyed.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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