just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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