I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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