YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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