if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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