Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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