youre lurking in front of me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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