sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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