Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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