I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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