ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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