He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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