We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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