I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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