ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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