An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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