I got chris browned last night
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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