You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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