i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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