i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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