hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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