Are we in a gay sports bar?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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You pole danced in your parka.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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