If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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