she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
