It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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