he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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