We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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