Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You are the jesus of drinking
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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