dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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