Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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