Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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