Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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