do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
